Anonymous: Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.

jackballs:

flamingno:

jackballs:

I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass

it was a challenge

foodchewer:

starbuckers:

i put the ass in casserole

why would you put your ass in the casserole

dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

methlabrador:

i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing

exoticharry:

how am i going to explain taylor swift to my children