zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

loveisaboutrust:

Sometimes you need a tall cute boy to cuddle you in bed with his hand up your shirt

alluviom:

sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

ldyiamartin:

when you’re on eurovison and you’re making butter

image

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek