Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
Sometimes you need a tall cute boy to cuddle you in bed with his hand up your shirt
sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.
next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital
Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.
whAT THE FUCK
when you’re on eurovison and you’re making butter